have to do with exercise? Nothing! Except perhaps that I seriously exercised my abs laughing at this “Cake Wreck”. Cake Wrecks is a wonderful site (and book) dedicated to cakes that have gone bad – not in the sense that they have gone bad and need to do jail time, but in the sense that somewhere along the way communications got mixed up and/or bad decisions were made about pictures that should or shouldn’t be put on cakes. The result — ridiculous spectacles like the one below.
But, you know what’s better than this Cake Wreck? The commentary written by Jen at Cake Wreck who is also responsible for this fantastically funny site: Cake Wrecks: When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
This cake is so disturbing, I’m almost glad the picture doesn’t include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they’re also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.
And what kind of occasion calls for a “naked babies riding carrots” decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don’t want to know…
A friend of mine at work (Jennifer), who I also refer to as a Goddess and a Jedi and the Queen of Clusterama (she can explain our curriculum like no other), brought this site to my attention. After seeing this cake with naked babies riding frosting carrots, Jennifer went to Hobby Lobby and bought the babies and vegetables and glue dots so that we could make our own (she knew I needed a lift today and obviously knew that only something this crazy would do the trick). We then took a picture of our “carrot jockeys”. Enjoy :).
What can I say about all this? It was a slow day at the office. Enjoy the silliness. Enjoy your weekend.